Three Reasons to Love Mr. Slave!

Aside from the many reasons as to why Mr. Garrison loves his sometime boyfriend, the ambiguous Mr. Slave, there are several amongst many reasons for you and I to love him too! The astute Mr. Slave proudly wears leather pants that feature ass-less chaps around town. Leather arm bands and chains compliment a leather pimp hat that creates the magnificent whore that is Mr. Slave. Of course, there are three more reasons I have devised as to why we should all adore this STD-infected South Park character so much! One: He is a total whore and is proud of it! Yep, it’s true. As Mr. Slave describes in Season Eight’s episode, “Stupid Spoil Whore Video Playset,” ever since he could remember he was a whore. That’s the truth. He is a big time gay whore and loves who he is, and the people of South Park don’t mind. Two: He offers a witty, sarcastic side of the normal characters in the show. Mr. Slave augments Mr. Garrison’s personality perfectly. Instead of the silly Mr. Hat, Mr. Slave actually is a real person in the show and dates Mr. Garrison, fulfilling all of his gay fantasies, yet at the same time, Garrison claims that he is a straight male. Three: Slave performs some of the most shocking things that you will ever see in the show! From the gerbil up the ass and an entire subplot that followed, to sticking Paris Hilton up his ass in Season Eight, Mr. Slave offers some truly shocking South Park revelations. There are so many more reasons to love Mr. Slave. But, my favorite is the rocker shocker reasons. If you see an episode with Mr. Slave in it, typically there will be something very shocking that he delivers. As only South Park can devise! Yet again, I find myself searching through many, many clips on www.southparkstudios.com in order to find the right clip to attach to this blog post. And guess what? Once again I am successful. Aside from the gerbil up the ass in Season Six’s episode, “Death Camp of Intolerance,” I thought to myself: what would be another very offensive Mr. Slave clip? And then the answer dawned upon me: when Mr. Slave sticks Paris Hilton up his ass in a clip called, “The Ultimate Whore Showdown.” This clip was from the eight season, in an episode called, ‘Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset.” I have imbedded it below, enjoy!