Bruce, the Token Gay Guy

By sarajean on 6/16/09 6:57pm
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We all know that Stewie, despite his mini-affairs with characters like Oliva, is definitely the prime gay character of Family Guy. But no matter how many man-loving comments our favorite diabolical toddler utters on any given episode, the character who comes to mind when we think “homosexual” on the show is none other than Bruce.

Bruce is one of my absolutely favorite characters. With his moustache, earring and trademark blue sweater topped with a brown vest, we all know that when Bruce is on screen something really funny is about to happen.

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Top Five Reasons to Love Good Ol’ Quagmire

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/31/09 5:03pm
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How much do you love Quagmire – the sexual deviant on Family Guy? If you love the show, then you already know that this dude is quintessential to the plot. Not to mention the fact that he is Peter’s best friend and neighbor and that he has some pretty goofy sayings and body languages which makes him truly unique. So, let’s take a look at the top five reasons to love Quagmire. 

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Bill Clinton Immortalize as Sex Fiend on Family Guy

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/29/09 6:19pm
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So many different ways to make fun of Bill Clinton, and Family Guy decides to embark on a comedic quest that will reign in big laughs for a long time when they roast the former US President. An episode that really drew sharp criticism remains one of the more blockbuster episodes of the show’s sordid history. In short: it depicts Bill Clinton as a sex-loving, pot smoking, partying and troublemaking freak of nature.

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Top Ten Reasons (Of All Time) Why Family Guy Rocks

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/28/09 7:25pm
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Fox has certainly found its latest bread and butter through the comedic genius and mindset of the creator of Family Guy, American Dad, and coming in the fall, The Cleveland Show, Seth MacFarlane. This dude is totally defying all TV odds as the first person to ever own three different shows (all animated) that air on one primetime Sunday slot on a major TV network. Similarly, he also has the largest TV contract ever to be awarded to an individual for an intellectual property; surprise, surprise. These reasons combined make it entirely worthwhile to divulge the top ten reasons of all time why this show quite plainly is so damned funny and awesome!

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The Mental Anatomy of Stewie Griffin: Top Five Reasons Why He is Gay

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/27/09 1:43pm
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Have you ever wondered if the diabolical infant in the Family Guy, is gay? We have. And we know that we are not alone, if you were to read some other online blogs about the show, this question comes up frequently. Mostly, we think we all wonder if he is gay or not because the show typically portrays him as a dude that can go either way. And he is always dressing up in drag, sun tanning, shaving his scrotum and loves playing and performing show tunes. Aren’t these all stereotypical signs of being gay?

Top Five Reasons Why Stewie Griffin is Positively a Gay

1. He plays being gay to get out of the army. In an episode where Stewie and Brian join the army, they pretend to be gay to get kicked out. While they are kissing, another person asks to join and Stewie tells him, “Hell Yes!”

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New Family Guy Episode “Peter’s Progress” Offers Laughs for All

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/19/09 2:10pm
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If you didn’t catch the most recent episode of Family Guy, we highly suggest that you do so. You can see it for free on Hulu.com – the episode is called, “Peter’s Progress.” This newest episode offers an awesome flashback where Peter has his past life transgressions retold to him by a psychic that is related to his neighbor, Cleveland.

New Episode Offers Laughs for Everybody
The newest episode of Family Guy, “Peter’s Progress,” offers some serious, all around laughs. From Stewie becoming king during the middle ages, to Louis and him marrying, and then divorcing when she leaves him for Peter, who consequently has started a new life after being exiled by King Stewie, and has married Meg. It seems that the show frequently touches on the factor that they are a cartoon and can get away with some truly offensive things. But, in your face outlandishness is one of the key staples of the show. So why stop here? It’s no holds barred.

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Family Guys, “Three Kings” is Awesome (Plus Some Quirky Show News!)

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/18/09 4:22pm
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Family Guy, Peter Griffin, Steven King, three kings, stand by me, misery, shawshank redemptionFamily Guy, Peter Griffin, Steven King, three kings, stand by me, misery, shawshank redemptionOne of the newer episodes of Family Guy called “Three Kings” is actually one of the funnier episodes that you will see in a long time. Episode Fifteen of Season Seven truly delivers on all fronts, and will leave your mouth agape with shock, and your cheeks hurting from laughing so much. Hello smile lines!

Veering away from the traditional back and forth plot of the show, they decided to take things in another direction this time around. In this episode, they decide to recant three classic Steven King tales, even though only one of them is actually written by the author. They reinvent “Stand By Me,” “Misery,” and “The Shawshank Redemption.” One thing to note is that during each skit, Joe can walk, but suddenly suffers from a terrible accident that renders his legs useless. If you have ever seen any of these aforementioned movies, and you love this show, then this episode is just for you!

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The Best of Ollie Williams (Fast-Talking News Reporter)

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/1/09 2:35pm
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I am back and with more Family Guy Chatter for all you Griffin junkies out there; myself included. This time I want to breach a subject that I have never really talked about before on this ongoing blog: Ollie Williams. So here we go…

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Stewie isn’t the Only Member that does Steroids! (Funny Clip of Peter Included!)

By Michael Jon Lazar on 5/1/09 2:35pm
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If you caught the most recent episode of Family Guy that aired on April 26th, then you already know what it encompassed. However, if you did not have a chance to watch this crazy and uber-shock valued episode, I will briefly fill you in. Stewie gets his ass kicked by the infant girl next door at Joe’s. Meanwhile Meg is punked by Connie D'Marco, and at the same time Chris becomes popular by dating Connie – after Connie bets her friends that she can make the biggest loser in the school popular. Finally, Peter decides that Stewie needs to go to the gym to get more buff, and as a result, Stewie starts using Steroids to buff up in a hurry!

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The Trial: Peter Gets a Proctologist Barred for Doing his Job!

By Michael Jon Lazar on 4/30/09 2:35pm
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Ah yes, one of my favorite episodes of all time of Family Guy: the episode where Peter Griffin has to see the proctologist (butt doctor) to get his anus examined for colon cancer. Little does he know that they have to jam a finger up there to make sure that the prostrate is in working order and healthy. So, when Peter unsuspectingly removes his outer garments and poses for the doctor, he gets a one-fingered surprise of a lifetime. Throughout the remainder of the episode, Peter is suing the doctor – who was only doing his job – for molesting and raping him. Many other males in the town side with Peter, including the judge, namely because they feel embarrassed about a colonoscopy. This episode clearly demonstrates the common male mentality as it relates to colonoscopies.

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