Ah yes, the all too in your face Quagmire: a guy who has sex with more women than Wilt Chamberlain; a dude who has outfitted his house so that he can turn it sinto a sex palace at the push of a button. The smooth talking, fast working sexual monster that typically has six or more Asian sex slaves with tracking collars on. And who would guess that this guy pilots air planes filled with families to their destinations for his day job?

The Sad Thing is That Quagmire is Not Alone
Perhaps the saddest part about this sexually enhanced fellow is that he is actually like many real life men out there today. The term that has been coined by women and gay men, that term being that men are pigs, has been derived off years of men saying and doing just what comes naturally to the one and the only Quagmire. While this notion is altruistically sad and perverse by nature, it is nonetheless the reality of the world today. For most women, trying to find a guy that is not Quagmire is a feat that rarely becomes reality. For many men: Quagmire gets laid a lot and they are jealous.

What Quagmire Does for the Show
If you think about the show and all of it’s candor, Quagmire actually does a lot for the character development. Think about the fabulous foursome that comprises Peter and his best friends? Joe, the wheelchair bound police offer with a steroid attitude, Peter the fat lazy and stupid bum, Cleveland the token black guy who is far to relaxed for his own good, and then Quagmire, the always antsy sexual maniac. Without him, the foursome would seem rather brash and lame. Quagmire creates rivalry, he makes women hate him and he brings attention to the other side of this group. He is priceless to the show!

Don’t Miss Out on this Hilarious “Best Of” Quagmire Clip (Four Plus Minutes)!!!
I have shopped far and wide to find this best of Quagmire clip for your viewing pleasures! It features the one and the only Quagmire, and nearly five minutes of his best antics from varying seasons and episodes of Family Guy. So if you have five extra minutes to spare, I highly recommend that you take some time and be prepared to laugh your ass off at what you are about to see, as it is indeed priceless!