Even though Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane mentioned in an October interview that he feels Family Guy should have ended, I won’t get tired of Family Guy until the quotes stop being fantastic.  When I first started watching the show many moons ago the cut away scenes were my favorite parts.  Now I watch the show listening for quotes to add to my list of favorites.  In all honesty my list of favorite quotes expands with almost every episode, five of my all-time favorite quotes are:

“Ok, first of all, Bonnie, you've been pregnant for like six years. Either have the baby or don't.”- Peter Griffin, Blind Ambition

“As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.”- Peter Griffin, A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas

“Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside." – Stewie Griffin, The Kiss Seen Around the World

“See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences."- Peter Griffin, The Story on Page 1

“Mr Weed, I can't come to work today because I was in a terrible plane crash. My family is dead and I am a vegetable. See you tomorrow.”- Peter Griffin, Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

I’m sure you’ve noticed most of my favorite quotes involve Peter, but it is hard not to fall over laughing at some of the things he says.  Do you have a few favorite Family Guy quotes to share?